Wednesday, January 20, 2016

Smashed Sliders and Baked Oven Matchstick Fries


If I expanded my daily social media exposure beyond Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook to all of the other ever expanding platforms out there I would, more than likely, suffer from so much visual overload it would cause permanent sleeplessness. My mind would be racing continuously. If I went down further into the social media platforms rabbit hole, there is no telling if I would ever remember what a good night's sleep ever felt like. Yet, not all of this browsing/searching/connecting/learning/sharing time is wasted. More often than not, I come across posts or photos that challenge me or inspire me. And, of course, I also come across some immediately eliciting an audible 'seriously?'. It has taken awhile but I am becoming slightly less gullible.


For years food gurus have told us it would be a mistake, even a crime, to press down on a burger during the cooking process. But this is only partly true. There is a reason why there are lines of people willingly waiting to order a hamburger at Shake Shack. And it's not just the potato bun and secret sauce that separates these burgers from all others. The golden brown crust on the burger created in the smashing process elevates its' taste factor to Gastromonic Nirvana.

The day I read Bon Appetit's smash burger post, I thought 'seriously?'. But this time my skepticism gave way to one of my Achilles heels, gullibility. For those of you who consider this as some sort of personality flaw or a quality slightly inconsistent for anyone possessing a high degree of book smarts (did I tell you I have a doctorate degree?) I will not be surprised if you reconsider that particular (narrow) point of view once you tasted one of these smashed sliders.

Did you know Shake Shack uses Martin's Potato Rolls? Well, now you do. And they are the exact same ones we can buy at the grocery stores! For the best hamburger taste, use the highest-quality, highest meat to fat ratio (80/20) you can find. No need to ask your butcher to make a custom blend, Ground Chuck delivers incredibly great flavor because of course, fat is where the flavor is at. Thick slices of American Cheese (the yellow stuff, the full fat stuff), lettuce, tomatoes, hamburger dill pickles, and secret sauce are all you need to make the absolutely best, most perfect slider at home. Well, there is one more thing.

A cast iron pan. If there was ever a reason to buy one, these Smashed Sliders is reason enough. So the next time you are out antiquing or browsing at estate (tag) sales, look for one or two. If that isn't your thing, Lodge makes really good cast iron pans. Thin or non-stick frying pans will not work.


While the cast iron skillet heats up, keep your sliders in the refrigerator. You want them to be cold. Other than salting (peppering optional) the sliders once they hit the hot (unoiled) pan, these burgers need no other seasonings or ingredients. If making full sized smashed burgers, use 3 -3 1/2 ounces of the ground chuck. For the smashed sliders, use 2 - 2 1/2 ounce balls of meat. Before placing on the hot skillet, slightly loosen the beef balls. This helps to create the nooks and crannies needed for meat/fat to caramelize. Press down hard using a heavy spatula or meat pounder (you want them to be about 1/2 inch thick). After cooking the sliders for 2 to 2 1/2 minutes flip them.


Cook for approximately one minute, then place cheese on top and cover the pan. They will be ready when the cheese has melted. Note: If you like your sliders more medium to medium well, cook for about 2 minutes then add cheese and cover.


There are many versions of 'secret sauce' out there. This one is a slight variation from Epicurious. It is nothing more than mayonnaise, (yellow) mustard, ketchup, juice from a jar of kosher hamburger dill pickles, garlic powder, onion flakes (or powder), and sweet smoked paprika.


Before assembling the sliders, melt some butter in a heavy skillet and toast the inside of the potato rolls.


If making these Smashed Sliders as an appetizer, you don't really need fries to go with them. A nice touch, but not absolutely necessary. But if you are serving them for a meal, fries are an absolute must. I much prefer long thin crispy fries versus wedges. And these oven baked matchstick fries couldn't be easier to make.

Use either Idaho or Russet potatoes (I used Idaho potatoes). Cut the entire potato (keeping skins on) into matchsticks. Toss lightly with vegetable oil, sprinkle with sea salt, and arrange single layer on a lightly oiled baking sheet lined with (heavy duty) aluminum foil. The fries are baked in a preheated 450 degree oven for approximately 25-35 minutes (turning once midway through the baking process to ensure evenness in baking). When they have browned and crisped, remove from oven, toss again with some sea salt and serve. With ketchup of course.


Now, no matter where you live or what hour of the day (or night) it is, these Smashed Sliders and Baked Oven Matchstick Fries are within your reach. Great slider ingredients (remember only buy an 80/20 blend here), a cast iron skillet, Martin's potato rolls, and secret sauce are all you need to satisfy everyone's cravings for a smashed slider. These are SO incredible, you may never cook them any other way again. Forget using the grill, unless of course you plan on placing your cast iron skillet on the grill grates. Your gullible friends may think you are serving them sliders from one of those 'famous' burger restaurants. Your non-gullible friends will think 'does he/she think I really believe these are homemade?'. Either way you all win.

Recipe
Smashed Sliders and Baked Oven Fries (inspiration for the Secret Sauce from Epicurious; for the smashed sliders from Bon Appetit; and, for the baked oven fries from The Minimalist Baker)
Makes 6 sliders

Ingredients
Sliders
1 1/4 pounds ground beef chuck (20% fat/80% lean)
Kosher salt
6 slices of thickly cut American cheese (the yellow stuff)
6 sliced potato rolls from the package of 12 (highly recommend Martin's Sliced Potato Rolls)
2 Tablespoons unsalted butter, softened
Vegetable oil for pan

Secret Sauce
1/2 cup mayonnaise
1 Tablespoon juice from jar of Kosher Hamburger Dill Chips or Pickles (recommend Mt. Olive Hamburger Dill Chips)
1 Tablespoon ketchup
1 teaspoon yellow mustard
1/2 teaspoon sweet smoked paprika
1/2 teaspoon garlic powder
1/2 teaspoon onion flakes or onion powder

Fries
2 Large Idaho potatoes (or 3-4 russet potatoes)
1/4 cup vegetable oil or canola oil
Sea salt
1/2 teaspoon garlic powder (or up to 1 full teaspoon)
Ketchup

Directions
Sliders
1. Heat a cast iron skillet until very hot.
2. Grab a handful (2 1/2-3 ounces) of ground chuck and press directly on hot skillet using a spatula or meat pounder. Sprinkle with kosher salt.
3. After 2 - 2 1/2 minutes, flip burgers (they should be crispy on the bottom the edges craggy).
4. Cook for 1 minute, place a slice a cheese on each slider, cover and cook until cheese melts (approximately 1 - 1 1/2 minutes). 
5. Put cooked sliders on a potato bun toasted on a hot skillet (use about 1 Tablespoon of unsalted butter for 3 buns). Spread secret sauce on top of one side of the toasted bun. Layer the slider with a slice of tomato, kosher hamburger dill pickles and crispy lettuce (recommend iceburg). Serve immediately.
Note:  Because the burgers cook quickly, you can make these sliders in batches. Do not crowd the cast iron skillet with too many burgers.

Secret Sauce
1. In a small bowl, mix together mayonnaise, ketchup, mustard, sweet smoked paprika, garlic powder, and onion flakes (or onion powder) until well blended. Cover and store in the refrigerator until ready to use.

Fries
1. Preheat oven to 450 degrees (F). Line two baking sheets with heavy duty aluminum foil and lightly oil with vegetable oil or cooking spray. Set aside.
2. Cut potatoes into matchsticks, by first cutting the potato in half lengthwise, then cutting each half into 1/4 inch slices. Then cut the slices into strips (at or less than 1/4 inch in width).
3. Toss matchstick potatoes with 1/4 cup vegetable (or canola) oil, sprinkle with sea salt (and pepper if you would like). Spread in a single layer on the prepared baking sheets.
4. Bake for 25-35 minutes, turning midway through the baking process. Fries are done when golden and crispy. Sprinkled baked fries with additional sea salt and serve immediately.